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scifigrl47:

My grandmother once said to me, in that dignified, calm way of hers, “I love truck nuts.”

And I was like, “Wha- Excuse me?”

"I love those little plastic testicles that people can buy and put on their truck hitches," she said. "Because I can tell at a glance that the person is…

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nikehime:

i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood